As I sit here, I am reveling in my unemployment. Today I was completely unproductive, and I feel guiltless in doing so because I don't have to work anymore and this allows for complete procrastination. I played Wii, ate some Crunch 'n Munch, laid in bed for awhile, leisurely read the news and then sauntered over to my desk to write this blog. I am officially a lazy bum.
My spring break was not so lazy, seeings how I managed to clock (an estimated) 47 hours worth of work time into that crummy little week. On Easter Sunday I had the privilege of not only working, but also stapling my finger to a bag of nursing home prescriptions.* No, I did not receive workman's compensation, because apparently they don't give that out for stupidity. They did offer me the chance to leave work and seek medical attention if I so wished. I declined, because dammit, I hauled ass into work on Easter and no finger stapling accident was going to make me leave. After a co-worker removed the staple from the bag, and then my finger, I finished the day like a trooper.
*For those of you who know me in real non-blog life, this should pretty much seal the deal that I have some of the weirdest and stupidest things happen to me. (If you don't believe me, please reference the October 31st poop flinging blog.)
Now, my spring break was not all work and no play. I found time to take Lucy to the dog park where she puppied around and tried to make new friends. Josh came to town so we watched a lot of movies (The Motorcycle Diaries and John Tucker Must Die-I'll let you infer who picked which one.) I even enjoyed some time at home with my family.
But now, it's back to school. Only 6 weeks until summer! Only 3 years until I am done with school FOREVER. :)
"The cat's in the well, leaves are starting to fall
Goodnight, my love, may the lord have mercy on us all."
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