When dealing with the pharmacy, make sure that you are the biggest asshole you can be. This will make the techs really want to help you out. Your problems are more important than anyone else's and the technician is not trying to help you by spending hours on the phone, in fact she is just taking her time because she wants you to get even madder. Believe the tech is a bad person, no matter how many hours she claims she has been trying to resolve your issue. In fact it is probably the technicians fault that your free state funded low income insurance's office is closed when the issue surfaces and needs to be resolved. Tell the tech you are "Really pissed off." Begin to blame the whole incident on the male cashier, who you believe didn't tell you the whole story. Demand to speak to the person in charge of the technician. Yell at the pharmacist (who happens to be the owner of the store) and demand to speak to his manager. Question him about shareholders and request to speak to them. Threaten to call all your friends and tell your doctor about what horrible people work at the pharmacy because you can't get your controlled drugs, in reality you had them filled yesterday at a different pharmacy. Finally, when you come to pick up the few pills you convinced the pharmacist to loan you, pretend to be sobbing uncontrollably.
Can you tell I'm a little bitter and that I had a bad night at work?
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